Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda =))
- (Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
- Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
- Gwapo: Ako po?
- Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
- (Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
- Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
- Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
- (Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
- Vice: Manong bayad po.
- Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
- Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
- (Bababa na sya)
- Vice: Manong, para.
- Manong1: Bababa ka na?
- Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
- (2nd attempt)
- Vice: Para ho.
- Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
- Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
- (Binaba siya sa gitna)
- Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
- Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
- Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
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