October 2010
1 post
September 2010
4 posts
May 2010
1 post
itsfunktastic:
(via showmeadisaster)
Hands down...
March 2010
6 posts
Best Divorce Letter Ever
tonyontheradio:
pbh3:
Do you think she’ll take him back?
February 2010
17 posts
Forbes magazine has listed Villar as the...
pinoytumblr:
title speaks for itself… why spend billions for a position worth 45,000 a month?
Jamby Jokes are GOLDEN.
pinoytumblr:
biancasugay:
margaritaqueen:
Villar is Tondo Boy. Gibo is loverboy. Noynoy is Mama’s boy. Erap is kanto boy. Gordon is Amboy. Eddie V is altar boy, and Jamby is If I were a boy.
“Love lost is still love. It takes a different form, that’s all. You can’t see...”
– MITCH ALBOM
January 2010
41 posts
“If you can see your path laid out
in front of you step by step,
you know it’s...”
– Joseph Campbell (via jimparedes)
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda =))
(Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
Senator Pimentel--Shame on you!
pinoytumblr:
jimparedes:
In an official senate ethics hearing on Villar’ alleged double insertion on the C5 extension project,
ROXAS : I had no insertions, period…Let alone an insertion for a road to pass through any such property..”
PIMENTEL: Well, I am sure that after your marriage, you had some insertions”.
ROXAS:That is an affront on my wife (Korina Sanchez), Mr. President!”.
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